I regularly curse Twitter for harboring pettiness, selfishness, and casual cruelty, but the truth is that, for every moment of those, there are many more moments when the incessant cleverness of the people I follow keeps me company and pulls me forward when nothing else does. My new year’s gift to you is 25 of those moments.
I want you to know that I think of you fondly and often, even when I’m not starring your inscrutable tweets.
— Ahm ☁️ (@AhmSideB) June 20, 2015
You’re not a woman in LA until you’ve chosen your look from the 3 available options: Horny Mermaid, Lesbian Truant or Music Festival Coroner
— Ashley Friedman (@AshFrieds) June 9, 2015