I spent almost nine years at Nickelodeon’s networks Noggin 1Now called Nick Jr. and The N 2Now called TeenNick. doing lots of different jobs. Among other stuff, I co-created a sitcom, ran one of the first web radio series, wrote lots of Degrassi specials, blogged, produced online games, and authored promotional tampon fiction. But the part of my job that I consistently enjoyed the most was recording The-N.com’s N-Sider Podcast every week with The-Mary.
The-Mary was head writer and blogger for The-N.com, beloved by the army of teen girls that comprised our audience. I blogged too as The-Seth, to bring a rare male voice into The N and because the network didn’t have to pay me any extra. During an exceptionally boring stretch in the summer of 2006, I decided I needed something new to do, so I IMed Mary and told her that I thought we should start a podcast.
I came up with a pretty simple idea for it, based on three principles: 1) All of The N’s shows premiered new episodes on Friday nights. 2) The episodes were watched by teen girls. 3) Teen girls like to talk on the phone. So every Friday night after the new episodes aired, The-Mary and I would chat on the phone about the shows, then post our conversation online. That was it. 3BTS note for fans: Mary and I never once talked on Friday night. We recorded every episode in advance, usually a couple of days before. The podcast would start with a ring, end with a hang-up, and would feel to the listener like they were just on the phone with friends. Our boss The-Amanda liked the idea but suggested that — as insurance against the very real possibility that Mary and I were super boring — we call up one the network’s stars every week and chat with them too. So we did.
I guess it was a good idea, because The N-Sider Podcast ran for over three years and nearly 150 episodes. 4That’s somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 hours of programming. From June 2006 to August 2009 we had close to 100 guests, some of whom went on to become the shit, or at least some of the shit: Drake, Nina Dobrev, Laila Ali. We cracked the top 20 on iTunes. We once even broadcast a live episode with over a dozen guests at multiple simultaneous locations within the Hard Rock Cafe in Times Square, all using just a couple of flip phones. 5Keep in mind that this was 2007, when podcasting was still new. The N-Sider Podcast finished its three-year run a week before Marc Maron’s WTF debuted.
Fans have off-and-on over the last three years asked me if there was a place for them to hear all of the episodes. Now, finally, there is. I tried to be careful putting together this archive, but doubtlessly I messed something up, so please tell me if you find it or have any suggestions for improvement.
Most of all, thank you to everyone who listened to me and The-Mary blabber for so, so long.
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|1.||↵||Now called Nick Jr.|
|2.||↵||Now called TeenNick.|
|3.||↵||BTS note for fans: Mary and I never once talked on Friday night. We recorded every episode in advance, usually a couple of days before.|
|4.||↵||That’s somewhere in the neighborhood of 50 hours of programming.|
|5.||↵||Keep in mind that this was 2007, when podcasting was still new. The N-Sider Podcast finished its three-year run a week before Marc Maron’s WTF debuted.|
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Jun. 9, 2006 - "The First Ever N'sider Podcast" The-Seth and The-Mary chat with The-Stacey-Freakin'-Farber about the Degrassi season finale, Adamo Ruggerio's birthday party, and the secrets of season six.
Jun. 16, 2006 - "Dogtown, Big Ugly Hats, and The-Mary's French Husband" The-Mary and The-Seth talk up the latest Beyond the Break, the history of skateboarding, lack of pants, Stacey Farber's hotness, Adamo's robble-robbleness, Who You Gonna Get With?, and The-Mary's French husband.
Jun. 23, 2006 - "Andrea Lewis, Fake Andrea Lewises, and TV Puking" The-Mary and The-Seth call up Andrea Lewis to talk about her music career, her Degrassi life, and her online imitators. Also: fake puking.
Jun. 30 2006 - "Natalie Ramsey and Dead Snowboarders"
Jul. 7, 2006 - "Secret Cameras Film Dancing Shoes" The-Mary and The-Seth blab about voyeurism, The N's stars making it big, and Jason Tam on Broadway.
Jul. 14, 2006 - "Jesse Moss and Prostitutes" Jesse Moss (Quinn from Whistler) talks to The-Mary and The-Seth about snowboarding, brothers, and cardigan-fetching. Also: is Paige a prostitute?
Jul. 21, 2006 - "Elevator Make-Outs on Whistler and Big Changes on The-N.com" The-Seth and The-Mary call up The-Tony for hints on the big, big changes coming to The-N.com. Plus, Whistler's got some fire in the pants, yo.
Jul. 28, 2006 - "Hot Girls in the Heat Speak of the Hotness of South of Nowhere" Gabrielle Christian spill to The-Mary and The-Seth about the second season of South of Nowhere. Plus: The-Mary's real voice.
Aug. 4, 2006 - "Miriam McDonald on Her Favorite Degrassi Episodes" Miriam McDonald fills in The-Seth and The-Mary on her five favorite episodes of Degrassi, why she loves them, and what it was like shooting them. Oh and a little bit about straddling Jamie Johnston.
Aug. 11, 2006 - "Adamo Ruggiero on His Favorite Degrassi Episodes" The-Mary and The-Seth chat with Adamo Ruggiero about his five favorite episodes of Degrassi, why he isn't in some of them, and how to have a birthday party like a 10 year old.
Aug. 18, 2006 - "Cassie Steele on Her Favorite Degrassi Episodes" Cassie Steele talks with The-Seth and The-Mary about her five favorite episodes of Degrassi (including "Accidents Will Happen") and about hair-pulling and falling naked into Kevin Smith's arms.
Aug. 25, 2006 - "Shane Kippel on His Favorite Degrassi Episodes" The-Mary and The-Seth call up Shane Kippel to chat about his five favorite episodes of Degrassi and about tattoos, confessions, and how The-Mary ruined his life.
Sep. 1, 2006 - "Snake's on a Podcast. There, We Said It." Stefan "Snake" Brogren spills to The-Seth and The-Mary about Degrassi's go there-est moments, past and present. Also: nudity. And Katie Holmes, if you're reading this: call us, k?
Sep. 9, 2006 - "Aubrey Graham Shirtless" The-Mary makes a really funny noise when Aubrey Graham tells her about the first time he took his shirt off for Degrassi. Also: live podcasting. The future is now! BWWWWONNG!
Sep. 15, 2006 - "Live from Your Ultimate Degrassi Party" On Friday September 15, The-Mary and The-Seth podcasted LIVE from Your Ultimate Degrassi Party. They talked to the stars of Degrassi, South of Nowhere, Beyond the Break, and Instant Star, hung with fans, and didn't even get thrown out. Here's the entire evenings worth of podcasts collected into one, but otherwise exactly as it was heard that night, glitches and all.
Sep. 22, 2006 - "Matt Cohen Wants to Hug You" The-Seth and The-Mary call Matt Cohen from South of Nowhere to chat about the new season and how he's really, really worried that you don't like him.
Sep. 29, 2006 - "Breakfast With Daniel Clark " Ringing in the Degrassi and South of Nowhere season premieres with Daniel Clark and special surprise guests. Also: do you want an autographed Degrassi script? Okay then...
Oct. 6, 2006 - "Eileen Boylan Wants You to Win an Autographed South of Nowhere Script" And you can do just that by listening to today's podcast before Monday morning. But you'd want to do that anyway so you could hear The-Mary and The-Seth chat up Eileen about being the new girl on South of Nowhere.
Oct. 13, 2006 - "Melissa McIntyre is Moments Away from an Icy Grave" So listen to her last words: telling The-Seth and The-Mary about being nearly naked on TV. At least you can win an autographed Degrassi script to remember her by.
Oct. 20, 2006 - "Jamie Johnston: Vampire Cheerleader" The-Mary and The-Seth uncover little-known facts about the dude behind Degrassi's heart of darkness. Plus: win an autographed South of Nowhere script!
Oct. 27, 2006 - "Chris Hunter Keeps His Ass-eyes on the Prize" Chris Hunter from South of Nowhere bobs atop the Pacific Ocean whilst enlightening The-Seth and The-Mary on the finer points of Eskimo lavatories. Plus: win an autographed copy of the Degrassi season premiere script!
Nov. 3, 2006 - "Shenae Grimes Will Keep Her Clothes On, Thank You Very Much" The-Mary and The-Seth call up Shenae Grimes from Degrassi, who tells them why public nakedness isn't high on her to-do list. Plus: your chance to win an autographed South of Nowhere script.
Nov. 10, 2006 - "Gabrielle Christian and Maeve Quinlan are Wearing Each Other's Clothes" The-Seth and The-Mary successfully execute a conference call with Maeve Quinlan to talk about the most intense episode of South of Nowhere ever. Plus: your chance to win an autographed Degrassi script.
Nov. 17, 2006 - "Brandon T. Jackson, Pimps, and Man-Groupies" The star of the upcoming Brandon T. Jackson Show explains to The-Mary and The-Seth why nothing's funnier than being possessed by a dead pimp. Plus: your last chance to win autographed Degrassi and South of Nowhere scripts.
Nov. 24, 2006 - "Stacey Farber Discovers Black Friday" The-Seth and The-Mary catch up with Stacey Farber to hear about her life in New York City, how there's no Black Friday in Canada, and, oh yeah, how she's flunking out of school and her future is ruined thanks to them.
Dec. 1, 2006 - "The Creator of South of Nowhere Cares What You Think" Tom Lynch, the creator of South of Nowhere, tells the The-Mary and The-Seth about making TV shows, how to get a job making TV shows, and how your message board posts help him make his TV show.
Dec. 8, 2006 - "Lauren Collins! Lauren Collins!" Lauren Collins is FUHinally on the podcast. She tells The-Seth that he's not as cool as Antonio Banderas and makes The-Mary wish she had better sweaters. And they love her all the more.
Dec. 15, 2006 - "Mike Lobel isn't an Ass" He just enjoys playing one for a living. And The-Mary loves him anyway.
Dec. 22, 2006 - "Aasha Davis Enjoys Cheese" The-Seth and The-Mary learn that Aasha Davis is chilling in Austin with her awesomeness and that she wants you to say hi if you run into her.
Jan. 5, 2007 - "Jake Epstein, Finally" Jake Epstein fills in The-Mary and The-Seth on life post-Degrassi, meeting Taking Back Sunday, and kissing Adamo Ruggiero.
Jan. 12, 2007 - "Taking Back Sunday: Our First Rock Stars" The-Mary and The-Seth call Adam Lazzara and Matt Rubano from Taking Back Sunday to find out why the band loves Degrassi enough that they asked to be on TeenPeople.com).
Jan. 19, 2007 - "Ross Thomas Wants to Touch Your Tarantula" And we ain't lying. The-Seth and The-Mary call up the Beyond The Break hotness and discover his herpetological leanings.
Jan. 26, 2007 - "Linda Schuyler Created Degrassi For You" So The-Mary and The-Seth ask her, "Why J.T.? Why? Why?! WHY?!?!" Then they compose themselves and ask about the new season of Instant Star, because she created that too. She's teevee royalty, basically.
Feb. 2, 2007 - "Remembering J.T. With ILikeJT" For the first time ever, The-Seth and The-Mary call up an actual The-N.com user to shoot the poop. Say hi to ILikeJT (AKA Melanie) who's mourning the beloved Mr. Yorke.
Feb. 9, 2007 - "Sonya Balmores Needs to Date Fall Out Boy" Because even though she just got to cuddle up to them, she's all alone on Valentine's Day. Hear her spill the inside secrets of Pete Wentz and the boys. Plus: The-Mary and The-Seth's startling V-Day confessions.
Feb. 16, 2007 - "The One Person Who Knows if Jude Picks Tommy or Jamie" It's Emily Andras, the head writer for Instant Star. First The-Mary and The-Seth ask her the big one, then they try to get you a job on the show.
Feb. 23, 2007 - "Alexz Johnson! Alexz Johnson!" The omnitalented star of Instant Star battles crushing illness to tell The-Mary and The-Seth about making her new album, traveling the world, and being famous without being insane (all between phlegmy coughs).
Mar. 2, 2007 - "Hot On-the-Set Gossip" The-Seth and The-Mary call The-JaSaun to find out who's secretly getting with whom on the sets of Degrassi, Instant Star, and Beyond the Break. (Not to mention who secretly wants to be getting with whom.)
Mar. 9, 2007 - "Patsy in a Bikini (Not Dead)" Zoie Palmer plays Patsy, but she's nothing like her. For one thing, she isn't dead. She's lounging at the beach in Santa Monica, chatting with The-Mary and The-Seth about appropriate things to scream while writhing on the floor.
Mar. 16, 2007 - "Michael Copon is Batman" You might know him as Vin from Beyond the Break, but Micheal Copon is actually Batman. Like for reals. Also, he runs the world. We can prove it. Listen.
Mar. 23, 2007 - "Suzie Pollard Live From the Chair" Suzie Pollard (AKA Dawn from Beyond the Break) gives advice, judges the relative cuteness of dogs, and introduces The-Mary and The-Seth to Beyond the Break's newest hot guy, all without leaving her hairdresser's chair.
Mar. 30, 2007 - "Tim Rozon Will Come to Your Rescue" Instant Star's Tim Rozon pauses from rushing to save his friend from a car wreck and chats about traveling to Iran, owning restaurants, and the impossibility of Kris Turner marrying The-Mary.
Apr. 6, 2007 - "It's Almost Mandy Musgrave" In celebration of the encore of the entire first season of South of Nowhere, The-Mary and The-Seth almost talk to Chris Hunter's kissed.
Apr. 13, 2007 - "The-Seth and The-Mary Will Help Yinz Edumucate Youself" Which is a more important choice: where you should go to college, or who you should bet on in a battle royale between Tommy and Pagan? Fear not! The-Seth and The-Mary solve both dilemmas in a single podcast.
Apr. 20, 2007 - "Ryan Cooley! Ryan Cooley!" The-Mary and The-Seth don't make empty promises! At least, this one wasn't empty: Ryan Cooley is on the podcast! And he's going to flunk all his final exams because of it! So listen to it really a lot of times
Apr. 27, 2007 - "Laura Vandervoort Could Kick Your Ass With a Stick" She's Sadie from Instant Star, but she's also a second-degree black belt. The-Seth and The-Mary try to stay on her good side. PLUS: find out how you can have a professional stylist give you free advice on your prom get-up.
May 4, 2007 - "The Accessories King" You probably didn't even know there was an accessory king, did you? Well there is. His name's Louis Johnson, he styles Will and Jada Smith, Usher, and P. Diddy, and now he's giving The-Mary and The-Seth prom style advice for three the-n.com users (and everybody else).
May 11, 2007 - "Tyler Kyte Will Write a Song About You" If he's in love with you, or hates you, or has some sort of feeling toward you whatsoever, Tyler Kyte might very well write a song about you. He hasn't written a song about The-Seth or The-Mary yet, but now that he's talked to them, it's clearly just a matter of time.
May 18, 2007 - "Kristopher Turner Has a 90 lb Rock" And he knows how to handle it. That and more about Jamie's alter-ego and the season finale of Instant Star when The-Mary and The-Seth chat with Kris Turner mere moments after his return from weeks in eastern Europe.
May 25, 2007 - "Everyone But Aubrey Graham's Favorite Degrassi Moments" Aubrey Graham is a very busy man. Too busy making new Degrassis to talk to us. So instead we just get to hear his outgoing voicemail message and a bunch of The-'s telling us what their favorite Degrassi moments are.
Jun. 8, 2007 - "Jake Goldsbie is Bored" Bored enough to talk to The-Mary and The-Seth about being nearly the longest running Degrassi character, embarrassing music, and Canadian football vs. American football.
Jun. 15, 2007 - "Valery Ortiz Stopped Sucking Her Thumb" Learn the deepest, most personal secrets of South of Nowhere to The-Seth and The-Mary (who's lounging in an island paradise).
Jun. 22, 2007 - "Lauren Collins Almost Got Blowed Up" But she's okay now. Hear all about it, and about the Degrassi season premiere--and about how she and other Degrassi stars show up on The Best Years, and about how Aubrey Graham's a little scared baby--when she talks to The-Seth and The-Mary.
Jun. 29, 2007 - "Charity Shea Jumped Justin Timberlake" In the is extra-big podcast for an extra-big night, Charity Shea, star of The Best Years, recounts her incredifreakinble life for The-Mary and The-Seth, including all the explosions, killer insect swarms, and jumpings of Justin Timberlake's bones.
Jul. 6, 2007 - "Brandon Jay Mclaren Gets Up Early" At least he does when The-Seth and The-Mary call and wake him up. Hear Devon from The Best Years on being a scholarship athlete, being recognized at Six Flags, and (most importantly) being a Power Ranger.
Jul. 13, 2007 - "Steve Belford Fell in Love with Stacey Farber" The man behind Jesse on Degrassi had something special for her, but it wasn't anything personal. In fact, Lauren Collins is next in line. He told The-Mary and The-Seth all about it.
Jul. 20, 2007 - "Adamo Ruggiero Thinks About His Hair A Lot" Not that that's a bad thing. It's just when you discover how much Adamo thinks about his hair, it's like discovering how much golf Michelle Wie plays everyday and realizing how vast a cavern of effort there is to overcome if you want to be as good a golfer as she is. Oh, he talks to The-Mary and The-Seth about Degrassi too.
Jul. 27, 2007 - "Athena Karkanis is Dreaming of The-Seth" What, you saying she isn't? Okay maybe it's vice versa, but whatever. Listen in as Dawn from The Best Years chats with him and The-Mary about playing every ethnic group, creating Snaps Ortega, and being a Care Bear.
Aug. 3, 2007 - "Deanna Casaluce Philosophizes in Her Free Time" The-Mary and The-Seth catch Deanna Casaluce just as she's getting ready to move to LA forever, and pester her with questions about stripping and studying philosophy how to pronounce "Palex," instead of just letting her pack.
Aug. 10, 2007 - "Gabrielle Christian Has Lost Count of the Number of Times She's Kissed Mandy Musgrave" Listen in as Gabby tells The-Seth and The-Mary about frenching another girl every day at work, about how Maeve Quinlan beat her up, about how Matt Cohen almost killed her, and about more of the joys of starring on South of Nowhere.
Aug. 17, 2007 - "The Cursed Podcast Without Mandy Musgrave" Mandy might be missing, and the sound might be all messed up, but it's got funny noises and kidney talk, and those make everything okay.
Aug. 24, 2007 - "Niall Matter Knows How to Drill for Your Oil" And he used to get paid money for it too. Listen in as Trent from The Best Years tells The-Mary and The-Seth all about his sordid past.
Aug. 31, 2007 - "Randal Edwards is Wearing a Miniskirt" But it's for work, so it's cool. Also, even though he's The-Mary's favorite guy on The Best Years, he's lonely and bored and would like you to call him. All this and more he reveals to her and The-Seth, just cuz they asked.
Sep. 7, 2007 - "Eileen Boylan's Head is in a Vice" Well, a metaphorical vice. Kyla from South of Nowhere fights through a 7am math class and a massive sinus headache to talk to The-Mary and The-Seth about how Hollywood is like high school.
Sep. 14, 2007 - "Jennifer Miller is Surrounded by Wild Animals" But that doesn't stop this The Best Years star from chatting with The-Seth and The-Mary about hating Kathryn's sexiness and about how Charity Shea almost killed her.
Sep. 21, 2007 - "How Many Naked Women has Matt Cohen Seen?" And, more importantly, how soon after they met him did they become naked? South of Nowhere's Aiden reveals that and more to The-Mary and The-Seth.
Sep. 28, 2007 - "Grossest. Podcast. Ever." Chiara Zanni, star of About a Girl, interrupts The-Mary and The-Seth's chat about poop to discuss burps and farts. Oh, and her new show. That too.
Oct. 5, 2007 - "Shenae Grimes Wants to Eat a Giant Freakin' Turkey" The day of the Degrassi season premiere (and the day before Canadian Thanksgiving) Darcy herself talks to The-Seth and The-Mary about having an entire premiere rest on her shoulders and having Jamie Johnston's hands rest on her butt.
Oct. 12, 2007 - "Jesse Hutch has Died 10 Times" And he tells The-Mary and The-Seth about it in detail, when they call the hot guy from About a Girl and ruminate about his chest hair.
Oct. 19, 2007 - "Aubrey Graham Smells Like a Wet, Naked Woman" Actually, that's not true. He just WANTS to smell like one. The-Mary and The-Seth learn that and more when they talk to Aubrey AKA Drake AKA Jimmy from Degrassi.
Oct. 26, 2007 - "Cassie Steele Prefers Not to Be Friends with the Undead" Lucky for her the undead aren't too fond of her either. Listen as The-Seth and The-Mary call the Degrassi of the Dead star to chat about zombies and shoes.
Nov. 2, 2007 - "Braden Williams Knows His Priorities" And they have to do with pool, abs, and real estate. The-Mary and The-Seth help McRitchie from About a Girl put those in order.
Nov. 9, 2007 - "Shane Kippel has Perfect Pores" The-Seth and The-Mary talk to Spinner himself about long distance relationships and understanding cancer. But mostly about his hair.
Nov. 16, 2007 - "Mike Lobel Loves The-Mary Right Back" The man of The-Mary's dreams, Mike "Jay" Lobel, puts up with her slobbering all over him.
Nov. 30, 2007 - "Mandy Musgrave has HUGE NEWS" In an exclusive podcast scoop, The-Mary and The-Seth trick Mandy Musgrave into spilling secret gossip about her and Matt Cohen.
Dec. 14, 2007 - "The-Mary Will Make You Rich" The-Mary proves The-Seth is just a waste of amino acids by dishing out an extra-long podcast all by herself with a little help from The-Tony, The-Sasha, and others, who explain how they got their jobs as big, rich TV executives, and how you can too. (Yes, this podcast was supposed to be up last week. Better late than never.)
Dec. 21, 2007 - "2007 Didn't Suck on The N" The-Seth and The-Mary prove it by recapping the best episodes of the year.
Dec. 28, 2007 - "Marshall Porter Will Save Your Life" Benny from About a Girl would like you to know two things: he's not Benny, and he could pin your ass in about three seconds.
Jan. 4, 2008 - "The-Sarah Owns Our Asses" The woman who really runs The N takes a minute out of her day to remind The-Mary and The-Seth that she rules over them with an iron fist. And to spill on what you'll be seeing on The N in 2008.
Jan. 11, 2008 - "Sandy Robson is 40 People In One" Dude from About a Girl gives The-Mary quivers with his lilting Scottish brogue and regales The-Seth with tails of chasing the Dust Bunny.
Jan. 18, 2008 - "Nathan Stephenson was Almost Jimmy" The-Seth and The-Mary uncover that secret and at least two more when the Radio Free Roscoe star/Degrassi roommate mistakenly answers their call.
Jan. 25, 2008 - "The-Tony Knows Things About Things" More specifically, he knows things about the-n.com and new things that are on their way to it, including things like coup d'etats, w00tbots, and two words too awesome to mention here.
Feb. 1, 2008 - "Nina Dobrev Makes All of Utah Sing" Mia from Degrassi talks to The-Mary (freshly back from Paris) and The-Seth about starring in a new musical and spending a few minutes as Manny.
Feb. 8, 2008 - "Stacie Mistysyn Won't Steal Your Man" Stacie "Caitlin" Mistysyn from Degrassi (old school and new school) tells The-Mary and The-Seth about her sucky job where she has to make out with Steve Belford all the time and be the object of Kevin Smith's obsessions.
Feb. 15, 2008 - "Pet Rats are Smarter Than Guys" The-Seth and The-Mary muse about how guys continue to be clueless about girls, how the new Emma and the old Emma are merging, and how you need to worry about people listening to your voiceover.
Feb. 22, 2008 - "Paula Brancati is Your New Best Friend" Spend two minutes listening to Jane from Degrassi chatting with The-Mary and The-Seth and then try to convince yourself you don't want her to be your new BFF. Go on, just try.
Feb. 29, 2008 - "Adamo Ruggiero is The-Mary's Hero" What else do we need to say? Listen to the man behind Marco tell The-Seth and The-Mary about coming out and embracing his role-modelness.
Mar. 7, 2008 - "Shenae Grimes Nearly Died for Your Entertainment" The-Mary and The-Seth talk to Ms. Darcy about the day she truly sacrificed for her art (by getting blood all over the Degrassi studio) and find out that yes, that was her on that underground punk band's Christmas record.
Mar. 14, 2008 - "Jamie Johnston Likes Helping People" And all it took to help him figure that out was traveling to Africa and building a new school for a village in Kenya. The-Mary and The-Seth call him up to find out about that, and about secret storylines in the Degrassi Spring Break Movie.
Mar. 21, 2008 - "What's Your Favorite Degrassi Episode?" The-Mary and The-Seth ask that question to five other The-'s and get five different answers. Also they somehow manage to learn a South of Nowhere secret and that The-Lisa has a tendency to spring guys from prison.
Mar. 28, 2008 - "Cassie Steele Knows How to Pronounce "Smothering" ...but she didn't always. The-Mary and The-Seth learn that and more when they call and harass one of the stars of The Degrassi Spring Break Movie.
Apr. 4, 2008 - "Sarah B-T Goes by Sarah B-T" Lady Liberty herself FUH-inally makes her first podcast appearance, and The-Seth and The-Mary face the realization that her life is way more interesting than either of theirs.
Apr. 11, 2008 - "Miriam McDonald is the Nicest Person You Will Ever Meet" Also she knows what she's do if she was president of the solar system. The-Mary and The-Seth find out that and more when they call Emma herself and waste her time by reading from a list of pointless questions.
Apr. 18, 2008 - "Mike Lobel Knows How to Podcast" The Jayman sets the record for most appearances on the podcast, while filling in The-Seth and The-Mary on the details of how Al Pacino eats a cheeseburger.
Apr. 25, 2008 - "Charlotte Arnold Passed 19th Century Literature" And she's not nearly as evil as Holly J. The-Mary and The-Seth get to know her this week.
May 2, 2008 - "Amanda Stepto was Not Blinded by Her Hairspray" The-Mary manages not to lose her poo when her childhood dream comes true: calling Amanda "Spike" Stepto to reminisce about 20 years of Degrassi.
May 9, 2008 - "Lauren Collins Scrubs the Toilet" Why? Because Adamo Ruggiero won't do it. Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth dig in on all the glamorous details of Lauren's life.
May 16, 2008 - "Kris Turner Knows Who Smells the Best" And of course The-Mary had to ask him about it. Listen in as she and The-Seth begin their quest to talk to all of the Instant Star stars before the end of the final season, starting with Jamie.
May 23, 2008 - "Mark Taylor is Used to People Smack-Talking Him" The thing about being Kwest is that women think you're hot. And dudes have a tendency to come up to you on the street and tell you off. But The-Mary and The-Seth learn that Mark Taylor's cool enough to deal with that.
Jun. 2, 2008 - "Tim Rozon is Not Tommy" ...but he does play him on TV. Tim just doesn't want the Jamie lovers to blame him. He just does what the script says. The-Seth and The-Mary let Tim lay it out this week.
Jun. 6, 2008 - "Cory Lee Smells Really Good" So good that you can also smell Karma from Instant Star right through her phone to The-Mary's phone to The-Seth's phone to your speakers. Go ahead, try.
Jun. 13, 2008 - "Tyler Kyte Wishes He Were a Caveman" But really, doesn't EVERYBODY wish Tyler Kyte were a caveman? We kid! We kid! Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth chat up Spiederman himself, the man of a thousand bands.
Jun. 20, 2008 - "Ryan Cooley Doesn't Want You to Forget About Him" Which is really the only reason he'd put up with The-Mary and The-Seth calling and bothering him. Catch up with the man who brought us J.T.
Jun. 26, 2008 - "Laura Vandervoort Smells Like Pomegranates " The-Mary and The-Seth finally track down Sadie AKA Supergirl AKA super ninja black belt killah and ask her about the end of four seasons of Instant Star.
Jun. 27, 2008 - "Alexz Johnson is a Jetsetter " In their final Instant Star podcast, The-Mary and The-Seth catch Alexz Johnson coming off a plane from New York City to reminisce about the show that made her famous and to look forward to the music that will keep her that way. PLUS: A SURPRISE!
Jul. 3, 2008 - "Dr. Michelle Wants to Help You " The psychologist you've seen on Tyra helped the Queen Bees learn to not be so mean, and today she's talking to The-Mary and The-Seth about how to deal with the bees in your life... and how to keep from becoming one yourself.
Jul. 11, 2008 - "Shavon is Not Evil " But she's still not afraid to tell it like it is. Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth work up the nerve to talk to the star-winning Queen Bee.
Jul. 18, 2008 - "Stassi Just Woke Up" And even so she's willing to spend 20 minutes being totally un-beeish. Be there as The-Mary and The-Seth give a wake-up call to a Queen Bee.
Jul. 25, 2008 - "Sometimes the Heartthrob Loves the Rebel" It's The-Mary and The-Seth's first-ever sponsored podcast! And the first time they ever saw a movie together! Listen in as they relive American Teen, a documentary about five real high school students, in theaters July 25.
Aug. 1, 2008 - "Laila Ali is Actually Not That Scary" The-Mary and The-Seth are frightened out of their gourds to talk to the champion of the world and host of Student Body, but turns out she's really nice. Listen in.
Aug. 8, 2008 - "Brittany isn't Really Brittany" Be there as Brittany, the first eliminated Queen Bee, tells The-Mary and The-Seth why she wanted you to think that she's more evil than she actually is.
Aug. 15, 2008 - "Kiana Doesn't Know What to Say" Actually she knows plenty to say, just not what to say if you run into her on the street. Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth learn to love a Bee.
Aug. 22, 2008 - "Mike is Even Thinner" The winner of Student Body just keeps on getting smaller. Tag along as The-Mary and The-Seth give him a call to talk about what to do with $25,000.
Aug. 29, 2008 - "Gisbelle is Our Hero" Gisbelle didn't just win Queen Bees, she changed her life. Listen in as The-Seth and The-Mary call to fawn all over her.
Sep. 5, 2008 - "Nina Dobrev Doesn't Have a Cool Limo Hat" But she did have her face plastered all over New York City. Mia from Degrassi (and Ally from The American Mall) talks to The-Mary and The-Seth about the new season of Degrassi and how there are LIES! about her all over the Internet.
Sep. 12, 2008 - "Cassie Steele Can't Change Her Light Bulbs" But she has a good reason! Listen in as Manny from Degrassi lands her FIFTH podcast with The-Seth and The-Mary while she eats chocolate for breakfast.
Sep. 19, 2008 - "Jamie Johnston Cares About Your Feet" More specifically, he cares that they're comfortable in your shoes.The-Mary and The-Seth call Degrassi's Peter to talk about shoes. And dating. Oh, and that show he's on.
Sep. 26, 2008 - "Aislinn Paul Will Defeat the Air Pirates" We're not going to tell you what that title means. You'll just have to listen for yourself as The-Mary and The-Seth call one of Degrassi's newest stars, Aislinn Paul, who plays Darcy's sister Clare.
Oct. 10, 2008 - "Sam Earle Dreams of Teletubbies" He plays the new skater kid on Degrassi, but he can't really skate. He has however helped kids and Ecuador and was attacked by Teletubbies in his dreams. Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth harvest all the pointlessness.
Oct. 17, 2008 - "Matt Cohen is Kinda Fat" That's not a rip! He said it himself to The-Mary and The-Seth when they called to ask him about his last days as Aiden in the final episodes of South of Nowhere.
Oct. 24, 2008 - "Paula Brancati was Drenched in Blood" Fake blood, that is. She's also been slammed to the ground and kicked in the stomach, but for reals. The-Mary and The-Seth learn all that and more when they talk to Jane from Degrassi. Listen in.
Oct. 31, 2008 - "Valery Ortiz is a Chipmunk" While The-Mary and The-Seth struggle to survive the zombies, vampires, and mummies (mummies = so hot right now) Valery is transitioning from South of Nowhere's Madison into a giant, signing rodent.
Nov. 7, 2008 - "Argiris Karras is Sure He Could Punch Something" The man behind Degrassi's new hottie Riley tells The-Mary and The-Seth about boxing, getting the juiciest new Degrassi role, and something else. What was it.... Oh yeah: kissing Jamie Johnston six times.
Nov. 14, 2008 - "Ray Ablack Could Chop You Up" Cuz he's a black belt, man! Also an intern! The-Mary and The-Seth talk to Ray AKA Sav about being more than just an actor.
Nov. 21, 2008 - "Charlotte Arnold Never Had a Job" Unless you consider acting a job. Which, whatever. Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth talk to Holly J's friendlier alter-ego.
Nov. 28, 2008 - "Rob Moran Rides a Long Board" The-Mary and The-Seth call South of Nowhere's resident dad and find out that he's learned a thing or two about being a real dad by being a fictional dad. Plus he's seen Maeve Quinlan's boobs. Listen in.
Dec. 5, 2008 - "Maeve Quinlan Can Fart on Cue" Be there as The-Mary and The-Seth call South of Nowhere's mom to learn about all of her hidden talents.
Dec. 12, 2008 - "Mandy Musgrave Will Miss You" It's the final episode of South of Nowhere, and The-Mary and The-Seth call Mandy Musgrave to say good-bye. Listen in, and then say good-bye to the show yourself in the comments.
Dec. 19, 2008 - "Evan Williams is a Doll Baby" So sayeth The-Mary after she and The-Seth chat with the dude who plays Kelly, the dude with all of the Degrassi girls after him. Plus: find out how to get your username on the podcast.
Jan. 2, 2009 - "The Best of '0great" The-Mary and The-Seth recap the greatest things in YOUR life in 2008, according to you. They could be talking about you RIGHT NOW. You should listen. Click the title.
Jan. 9, 2009 - "Scott Paterson Did Not Cut His Hair" The-Mary and The-Seth find out the truth from the man himself: Johnny DiMarco's hair is still there (but the 'stache is gone). Listen in.
Jan. 16, 2009 - "Samantha Munro is Not a Horse Girl" The lovely and talented star behind Anya from Degrassi teaches The-Mary and The-Seth strategies for trying new things and explains how she rescued her hair. Listen in.
Jan. 30, 2009 - "Dalmar Abuzeid Might be Cheese Puffs" But then again, he might be salt-and-vinegar chips. Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth call what big game snack he is.
Feb. 6, 2009 - "Sam Earle MIGHT be a K.C." Might... or mightn't. Only way to find out is to listen as The-Mary and The-Seth call his Degrastrology sign.
Feb. 13, 2009 - "Shane Kippel Will Romance You Til You Poop" The wise man of Degrassi drops his love wisdom on The-Mary and The-Seth. Listen in as Spinner speaks.
Feb. 20, 2009 - "Argiris Karras Can Do a Lot of Push Ups" Riley's alter-ego tells The-Mary and The-Seth how to fake the steroid look and all about the unwritten rules of guys. Listen in.
Feb. 27, 2009 - "AJ Saudin Just Got Pwned" But not by The-Mary and The-Seth! They were just talking to him while it happened. Listen in as they chat with the man behind Connor.
Mar. 6, 2009 - "Melinda Shankar Knows How to Hurt You" But only if you attack her. Otherwise she's nice and sweet and doe-eyed and NOT BOY-CRAZY. Find out this and more about the girl behind Alli as The-Mary and The-Seth give her a call.
Mar. 27, 2009 - "Charity Shea Jumped Into Bed with a Guy After Like Two Minutes" It's true! Well, sort of. Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth call the star of The Best Years to talk about the season premiere (Friday Apr. 3 @ 8pm ET) and about screaming in the mountains.
Apr. 3, 2009 - "Tommy Lioutas is Hot" The-Seth and The-Mary call Tommy Lioutas, who plays Rich on The Best Years, who is hot and stuck in traffic.
Apr. 10, 2009 - "Lauren Collins Likes What on Her Pizza?" Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth call Lauren Collins, star of Degrassi and show -stealer on The Best Years, to get shmoozing advice and find out what her favorite pizza topping is.
Apr. 17, 2009 - "Mishael Morgan Acts Like She's an Actor" The-Mary and The-Seth call Mishael Morgan (a.k.a. Robyn on The Best Years) to find out how she gets to be a lawyer, a doctor, and an actor.
Apr. 24, 2009 - "Randal Edwards Knows Something About Hickeys" And we're not going to tell you what it is so that you'll have to listen to find out. It's worth it though. Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth call Noah from The Best Years.
May 1, 2009 - "Corey Sevier Will Karate-Stab You" Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth call Jake from The Best Years. And try not to get on his or his girlfriend's bad side, please.
May 8, 2009 - "Stacey Farber Was Almost Juno" Listen in as The-Mary and The-Seth call Stacey Farber, aka Ellie from Degrassi. Find out about her starring role in a new series, how she almost got the title role in Juno, and another little movie she's in called Degrassi Goes Hollywood.
May 22, 2009 - "The Secret to Knowing Whether or Not a Guy Likes You" Listen in as The-Seth and The-Mary use their boy brain and girl brain (respectively) to answer your most frequently asked advice questions. BFs, GFs, BFFs -- all the world's problems solved forever!
Aug. 28, 2009 - "Podcast: Good-bye, The-Seth" Guys, The-Seth is leaving forever. No, really. Listen in to his last podcast with The-Mary. *sniff*