I received an unusually large number of #SethBuyMeLunch entries this week, so I decided I needed to set up a selection process that would be unquestionably random and fair. I started, of course, by resurrecting the ghost of Hitler:

Next I tried to summon the most horrid being I dared confront. A living madness among the Older Ones, wife of Tsathoggua the Toad-God and death reborn, the Great Mistress of the Abyssmal Slime and abomination eternal —  SHATHAK. But I blew it and ended up with season one of Small Wonder on DVD.

So Hitler and I watched that until he begged me to return him to the frigid pain farms of the Ninth Circle of Hell. That happened at the 00:01:16 mark, which means that Barbara Gray is this week’s winner! Barbara, AKA @BabsGray, and I will be having lunch next Wednesday.

Remember, you can win a free lunch with me by tweeting #SethBuyMeLunch any Monday. Details are here.